is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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