it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don't want my vagina anymore.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
