Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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