I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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