I think scott just propositioned me for sex
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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