David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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