sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
this hospital has no fireball
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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