Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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