i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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