Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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