I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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