yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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