so that wasnt chicken after all
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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