I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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