Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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