My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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