my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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