He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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