Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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