I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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