whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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