Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
What a dumb baby whore.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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