spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
