I'm really into asian looking animals
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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