Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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