O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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