Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
please don't ironically join a cult
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