i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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