I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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