gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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