My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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