Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We had sex on a dog bed..
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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