does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
