question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You may now shotgun with the bride
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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