It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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