I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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