I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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