So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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