I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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