I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
