we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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