Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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