Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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