Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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