i think my mom watched the whole time
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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