so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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