Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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