we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
of course. lets lasso hookers.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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