Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
