the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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