I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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