I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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