I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Vodka?
Forever.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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