it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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