Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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