is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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