I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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