No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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