But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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