"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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